once upon a time there was a little girl. only, she wasn't really a little girl seeing as how she was 16 then and still is now. anyway, this little girl was bored as fuck and decided to make a site. she got bored of this site within a week because she was shit at htmling and abandoned it. after going through around seven websites, she finally found one that she was relatively happy with and called it bob, naturally. now, bob was a very happy little website until all the other webmistresses and their sites began to point and laugh at him because he had next to no content and because he was a very pink little site considering he's male. why he's male bob will never understand, but that's a different story altogether. so .. all the other sites and their maintainers were pointing and laughing at bob and he began to feel sad. he then kicked his maintainer in the head and told herthat if she doesn't add more content soon he will refuse to let her update.
this, my friends, is why the little girl is speedily trying to think of things to add.
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