xx britney xx speared xx so y'all think im jealous of britney? indeed. go find yourselves a hobby.

her voice: cuz we all know how sexy it is to sound like a frog trapped between two sumo wrestlers in combat, right?

her looks: my rabbit looks better than britney; we found it frozen to death in its hutch last winter.

her excessive number of boyfriends: can you say "desperate"?

her fans: crowds of screaming brats with close to zero IQ? no thankyou.

her clothes: what a shame, i wear clothes that actually fit me.

her fame: only leads to those who dislike her getting the chance to create sites such as this one. blah.

her intelligence: makes me want to drink bleach.

her body: is a theme park. and a crap one at that.


me, jealous? i think not.